The Writing's On The Wall

Hello.

Massive apologies for my tardiness in blogging recently, I had a triple heart bypass nine days ago. This week I have thought about films. I like films. Here without further adieu is an article entitled "The Writing's On The Wall" in which I shall aim to find the hidden meanings in films. Clever ey?

1. 'The Social Network'- Cunt sets up website, fucks everyone over, becomes rich cunt.

2. 'The Jungle Book'- An old bear befriends a little boy who wears a skirt. They go around singing songs of wisdom, until the boy dies in a car crash.

3. 'Shawshank Redemption'- A black man makes friends with a white man. They fight gay men because they hate them. Due to their actions two old men commit suicide.

4. 'Mean Girls'- Don't be a bitch if you are actually quite nice and always look both ways before crossing.

5. 'Sweeney Todd'- Don't eat pies or get haircuts from Johnny Depp.

6. 'Philadelphia' Don't be gay. You will get AIDS and die.

7. 'The Silence Of The Lambs'- Stick your cock between your legs. Its a real hoot. Show it to mournful passers by, or your Granny over Sunday Lunch.

8. 'The Butterfly Effect'- If you ever have the chance to change one part of your life, go back to when still in your Mummy's tummy and commit suicide. Its for the best.

9. 'The Usual Suspects'- It's always the fucking spastics.

10. 'Goodfellas'- Don't shoot Billy Batts, always listen to Paulie, and for goodness sake be strong.

So there you go, just goes to show, films aren't always what we think. Behind all of them is always a message, some racist, some homophobic, and some just downright rude.