Unfortunate Colin.

This is a story about Colin Mitherwalks. Colin lives in a small village outside of Cleethorpes called Ashby cum Fenby.
It was a warm summers day with the evening sun offering its last ounce of warmth and light to the side of Colin's face while he endured the heat and tough suspension on the bus ride home, when Unfortunate Colin's allergies to pollen became apparent. This may seem like a small hiccup to Colin's journey home…but what follows is tragic! Colin began to sneeze vigorously, again this may not seem too important, but what i failed to mention earlier is that each of Colin's sneeze's sounds like a different curse. As Colin's repeated and increasingly loud sneezes continued the people sat around him on the X18 bus began to become offended. Enter Angry Andy who boarded the X18 after a stressful day at work which ended with Andy spilling soup on his favourite tie, resulting in Andy being literally red in the face and blue in the penis! Andy clocked Colin's sneezing/cursing immediately and took offence without any thought or question. Andy pounced on Colin as though he was a helpless young adolescent Gazelle, and started dealing large, sweeping, clean blows to alternate sides of Colin's swollen face.

Colin died…How UNFORTUNATE!

For now…Richard