It was the morning after the night before and i'm looking like a nose with eyes..

Last night was AMAZING!
We started at home, drinks consisted of stella, miller, jim beam whiskey and coke, polished off at the arrival  of our transport into the city were 3 rounds of cherry shots.
The first bar we arrived at was Bijoux, a club filled to the brim with outrageously attractive women, good music and trebles that might as well be free.
Second bar that we conquered, was empress, this was were memories between us seem to vanish. Drinks consisted of 'Mega Deals', which is 2 X jagerbomb's, and two single vodka and mixers for 5 of your English pounds.
The nights choice of club was Florita's/madame koo's, the events name…WAKIKI! Sounds funky, and indeed it was, as was the choice of dance moves by the lads. I would love to inform you of the choice of beverages consumed, but i do not have a scooby doo what we drank…i do remember drinks in buckets…yes buckets…like the type you would take to the beach.
The nights activities once we finally made it home consisted of being as naked as the moment i popped out my mothers vajayjay. We ran outside, i think someone was urinated on, a lot of marmite was ate, falling down stairs occurred.
Today a joint was rolled while the police were sat in the lounge next door. Im going to smoke a joint now, and hopefully gain some inspiration for possibly another post.
STAY ALERT.

For now…Juan