The form of liquid that we MEN all know so well, and are all such close friends with…beer was created by accident, but not an accident that Mr. Rudy Mickelthwaite the man we all pay our debts in the form of hangovers and lost days to, will report to that accident emergency company where the big fat chick slips on her arse in the advert.
This is an accident that is on par with the creation of the world (which God created when he was high as fuck).
Mr. Rudy Mickelthwaite, jim-bob to his friends, stevey-lad to his close friends, bobby-poo's to his parents and lawrence the rapist to the women, created beer when he was at work in a garage, fixing a penny-farthing bicycle when his friend handed him a can of WD40 and dared Rudy to drink the can of WD40 for £40, ironic i know. Rudy being the daring daredevil (ironic i know) accepted the challenge, but when his friend turned his back, filled the can with some lemonade. Rudy then proceeded to consume the contents of the can, and immediately became stiff in the male region as he realised he had just created a fluid that will change the lives of many people.
Thankyou Rudy, i am constantly in your debt.
For now…Dick
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