A few tips for life to keep you going;
1. Don't listen to the people that tell you things because most of the time they will be wrong.
2. If you're ever struggling to open your eyes, write a song, it really helps.
3. Never eat a sandwich that has been made by anyone called Jim
4. Never play cards with anyone called Jim
5. Never be friends with anyone called Jim
6. Don't call your son Jim
7. You can tell how hard a man is by the distance he can throw an apple, so look out for flying apples.
8. No piece of A4 paper can be folded in half more than 7 times, so don't try it.
9. Chickens can't fly, so don't try and make them. However the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
10. Cheese
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