Today I made a huge decision. I decided I am devoting my life to inventing new types of space travel so we can travel to the newly discovered planet Keplar 22-b, where I imagine there are human like inhabitants just like us, but possibly with additions that would help them survive in their habitat. For example, wings. As you can tell I am overly excited and I cannot wait to meet them.
The first thing i'd ask them is where the nearest toilet is, because it's going to take 600 years to get there and I don't know if there will be a toilet on board, but you'd like to think there would be. Then i'd whack out a Dyson and do a bit of hoovering to show off, but i'd have a dust pan and brush at the ready in case the Dyson was a bit too much.
However, being realistic, it's probably made of gas, and we will never gain any more knowledge from it in our lifetime. But planning ahead is better than crashing on Need for Speed on the last corner, so you may as well.
If you have no idea what I was just talking about then enlighten yourself -
Keplar 22-b x
No comments:
Post a Comment