Three things I have learnt today. Number one. Dental floss should not be used as shoelaces. It has neither the strength nor the mental capacity to be taken seriously in the shoelace world. Two. Women do not like to be called sluts. It is not very nice. Three. Bolognese should be made using a tomato based sauce and mince. Never should it be bought in a pre made packet, dried to fuck. Add water and leave for fifteen minutes. Fuck that. No one should ever be in a situation to have to eat that. Oliver Twist would have told you where to get off if you offered him that stuff.
Dirk
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