Once again i find myself apologising for my own and my accomplices absence, and to keep true to the aforementioned reasons, or lack of i will now try and justify the reasoning for the drying up of the mug of word tea, that has left you, as the readers, with nothing more than a hinderance in the form of a stain on the bottom of your favourite mug.
There are many challenges in life, some more difficult to overcome than others, and others on top of the other others that seem impossible.
Some people comprehend these challenges in different ways, some may say in a different light to others, and other people don't seem to comprehend any sort of challenge at all, more so a task.
(What you have just read was completely irrelevant, i just thought it read amusingly)
UP STEPS THE PUBLIC DEFENDANT:
To cut a tedious and unnecessary story short, I believe that Richard Tugg, should be cleared of all previously mentioned charges, and be freed from the shackles of guilt because he is a genuine and decent bloke and can often be found wearing a pair of blue suede shoes.
COURT ADJOURNED.
As for my partners in crime, quite literally (broke into a greggs once), i am not so sure.
I will let their fait lie in the hands of those rare, but clearly educated minority that waste whats left of their lives reading posts left by three males who don't have a moral compass between them, but do have a compass which always points north which ironically is where the nearest off-license always is.
My deepest and sincerest apologies for our prolonged silence,
I promise, whole heartedly,
that this will almost certainly happen again.
For now though…Richard
