After yesterdays debacle, I considered hanging up my pen, and taking an early retirement from the blog writing game. However, you will be delighted to know that I'm not, instead i'll give you a gift in the shape of an article entitled 'Things I Know'.
1. The bike was originally invented by a man called Ralph in 1635, however after a long nights sleep forgot about his invention. A man called Raleigh Edwards then stole the idea in 1839.
2. Mahatma Ghandi changed his surname in the late 60's. It was originally Coat.
3. Mud is made using flour, eggs, treacle and food colouring. It is often served in some Northern restaurants as a starter.
4. The national animal of Ecuador is the Gimp.
5. The popular children's rhyme 'Mary had a little lamb' was written about a girl called Mary who owned a lamb.
6. World War 1 actually started after a man dropped his trousers and revealed his penis, which on the tip had the face of Des Lynam. On hearing this, the normally soft spoken presenter said "If that fucking prick thinks he can get away with that, I'll ram my fist up his fat fucking arse. Cunt." The man refused to remove the drawing, and then there was a fight.
Cheers
Dirk x
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