There once was a little horse named Jimmy,
someone pulled his maine,
and he let out an almighty winnie.
His owner patted him on the head,
then said sorry and went back to bed,
while the poor bloody horse got shoved back in the shed.
The next morning the horse awoke,
and went outside for a smoke,
a man jumped of out a bush and gave him a poke,
they became good mates and ended up going for a coke…in Stoke!
For now…Dick
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