1. Bill Crosby was the world's first black man.
2. The popular nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' was actually written about a paedophile called Humphrey Dumfries, who due to a speech impediment could not pronounce his name properly.
3. Coca Cola used to contain cocaine. Fanta had traces of heroin.
4. In 1765 a man invented soup using sea air, pepper, excitement and radish. He called it 'soup' because of the sound you made whilst eating it.
5. James Bond was a homosexual.
6. In 1972 the worlds first beard was discovered on a man. Previous to this people shaved four times a day to prevent illnesses, such as AIDS.
7. In 1973 a man cut himself shaving, immediately contracting AIDS.
8. Scooby Doo was actually 'Jack the Ripper'. Doo had a massive disliking for prostitutes after a bungled attempt to befriend one.
9. The famous Kinks song 'All Day And All Of The Night' was written when Ray Davies stayed awake for a mammoth 24 hours. He was later hospitalised.
10. The Oasis anthem 'Wonderwall' was written about a wall in Manchester known as the 'GloryWall'. Inserted into the wall was a hole for gaining sex acts from other like minded people. Originally the song was called 'GloryWall', but record producers rejected this title claiming it to be "lazy and derivative".
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