Ted the Frog Part I

There was once a small frog named Ted, who through no fault of his own, had no friends.
He lived in a small pond on the outskirts of Cotesbatch, where no other frogs lived.
He was often found floating around on a Twix wrapper, listening to Fleetwood Mac.
When the sun shined, Ted enjoyed chasing rabbits into is pond where he would watch them drown, then rescue them and offer them tea and biscuits, which he had stolen from the farmer.
One day, Ted decided it was time to leave his pond, so he packed his bags full of tinsel, and set out to find a new pond.

... to be continued x