Bloody hell, that looks just like Susan Boyle…oh it is!

It is a well known fact, well not too well known because i don't think anyone apart from myself knows this…but there are 3 things that frustrate Dodo's more than anything, these are:

1. No-one makes shoes that fit them…so selfish, on our behalf if you think about it.

2. They can't eat fajita's because they encounter real difficulty rolling the wraps once getting all the ingredients inside.

3. People think that they are extinct, that is false information. Really they are all just having a gigantic party in the Brazilian capital Rio De Janeiro.

For now…Dick