Morning,
Today I have been to my local library. Here are the ten things I learnt, in alphabetical order.
1. Disabled people have smaller brains than normal people. This same rule applies for Chinese people and Jews.
2. Tampons were invented in 1978.
3. The first man to walk on grass was charged £180 and spent a fortnight behind bars. He later released a book detailing his ordeal called "Keep Off The Grass: One Mans Pain". In 1907 he commit suicide.
4. 97% of Wednesdays are sunny.
5. 8% of Tuesdays are cancelled.
6. Crisps are regarded as an unsatisfactory snack by most people.
7. Earwax can be used as cooking oil, and in Wales is considered to be a tasty dessert.
8. My arse is 67% hair.
9. The first beard was discovered in 1925 after a homeless man forgot to shave one summer. He later forged a successful singing career under the name Harmonica Jack but died suddenly in his sleep once.
10. The first man to suffer from diarrhoea confused it as soup. He tinned it and gave it the name 'Oxtail' as this was the nickname he gave his bottom. His willy he called Paul.
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