Today, whilst on my ordinary travels, I stumbled across a new genre of music. Once explained it appears quite simple, and I predict big things in the future.
Crumb and Bass: Bass orientated music, characterized by the sound of crumbling biscuits amplified through a mic. The bigger the biscuit, the heavier the music. It originates from Drum and Bass, and was accidentally discovered by Biscuit Bonnie, who was found in her room at 6am eating biscuits unnaturally loud whilst listening to The Prodigy.
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