It was the clubbing upon the weather beaten and dishevelled front door, which woke Alphonse. Alphonse was a prim & proper gentleman, dressing mainly in tailored suits accompanied with a matching trilby. Without an ounce of urgency Alphonse arose from his single bed and began stumbling in the general direction of his front door. Upon opening the door a fierce flooding of natural light filled both Al's hall and eyes. Rubbing his sun stunned mince pie's, Alphonse began to familiarise himself with the colourless shadow stood imposingly on his door step, to his shock there stood the long lost T.V star Michael Barrymore. Michael had tracked down Alphonse with the intention of inviting him to one of his notorious house/pool parties. Michael enticed Al into attending his party by making him aware of the amount of attractive and semi-naked females that would also be attending, and the opportunity to combine these women with the finest bourbon. Still slightly disillusioned as a result of both his rude awakening and the sudden change in the size of his retina's, Alphonse agreed to attend Michael's party. Quoting his close friend George Michael, Barrymore turned and sang "Club Barrymore's Drinks are free, fun and sunshine there's enough for everyone".
Stayed tuned to find out what happens at the highly anticipated Club Barrymore party…
For now…Richard
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