Throughout the day of the party, Al spent the majority of his day 'away with the fairies'…no he wasn't mentally vacant, he was in a brothel playing around with men dressed as fairies.
Once Alphonse had returned home, with a smile on his face and a sore bottom he turned his attention to the party, and his choice of outfit.
After sitting with his legs crossed and his arms above his head for 5minutes it came to him, in the same fashion that one of the fairies had done earlier on in the day. Al jumped up from his seat and was quickly and painfully reminded of the days earlier activities, and as a result had to hobble to his sleeping quarters where he would pick out his sharpest and finest cut three piece suit and matching trilby.
Advancing down Michael Barrymore's driveway he was confronted by a man asking if he was the delivery man with his arm bands as he couldn't go in the pool with out them…Alphonse realising the mans desperation apologised sincerely and proceeded to the front door where he was met by Michael who had a huge grin on his face and a drink in each hand.
The night went on, the alcohol flowed and the women undressed just as Michael had promised.
Alphonse woke the next morning as the thorn between two beautiful roses. Al slipped out of the bed and stumbled out to his balcony which over looked the pool and the location of a majority of the parties explicit antics. Glancing down he saw a body like shape face down in the pool! The sight quickly sobered Al, he turned and began to sprint down to the pool, on arrival the body began to move, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Al scream, it turned out that it was the spanish boy that Michael pays to clean the pool using only his mouth.
Alphonse had a brilliant night, bedded two extremely attractive women and is still friends with Michael Barrymore to this day regardless of the fact that the spanish pool cleaner didnt roll over after the next pool party.
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