Morning,
Today is a sad day. Not only is it a year since the loss of my snake, but I have been banned from my local library, asked never to return again. Apparently my bicycle was deemed inappropriate and offensive by the proprietors. So, for one night only, is an article entitled "The Last Ever Ten Things". I would like to thank my followers for their constant support, I will be back one day in the near future.
1. The well known 'Catchphrase' participant Mr Chips was a well known gang member, and was linked to the murders of Tupac Shakur and Princess Diana.
2. Feet were discovered in 1287 after a running race.
3. Lightbulbs are manufactured in Israel.
4. The name Nigel was invented by men in 1990. Using cucumber, cumin, salad cream and rice they also invented curry.
5. 'Red Dwarf' star Craig Charles suffers from AIDS.
6. The term 'writer' refers to someone who cannot obtain employment. Other synonyms include 'actor', 'musician' and 'paedophile'.
7. Doncaster was the original birth of Jesus.
8. In a recent poll, 98% of people agreed that Chinese people are disgusting.
9. As a boy Adolf Hitler was described as 'charming', 'attractive' and 'whimsical'. It is rumored the 1966 film 'Alfie' was based on Hitlers early life.
10. Pizza is often confused for cheese on toast.
Thankyou for reading. We'll meet again, don't know when, don't know where.
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