Where The Sun Doesn't Shine

Bonnie the badger was afraid of the wind, and had been since he was a baby. Every time the wind blew, his face would turn upside down and his shiny hair would turn a bit crinkly, like a mini cheddar. He loved mini cheddars though, but that didn't counteract with his horrible experience. Leaves would fly past his slightly peculiar ears, and often whisper horrible things, telling him that he looked like a pig. Bonnie hated pigs, so this upset him greatly.

Bonnie now lives with a couple of ducks down the stream, where the wind doesn't blow, and the sun doesn't shine, which is actually where this phrase refers to, and originated from. On hot sunny days (the sun comes out sometimes), Bonnie can be seen swimming in a glass of Pimms, next to the stream, where the other animals share strong looks of discomfort and kuhn-fyoo-zhuhn. He likes that.