can you picture what will be, so limitless and free.

I've just stumbled across the original 10 commandments. It read as follows;

1. Thou shall put his/her thumb up the love of their lives bum so they know that they are your special one!

2. Thou shall drink as much as possible whenever the opportunity presents itself. Do not let an excuse such as a lack of funding stop you.

3. Thou shall behave as irresponsibly and unsociably as humanly possible whilst returning from a night out.

4. Thou shall dance till the music stops, no exceptions.

5. Children must be bought up on vietnam war films and vietnam war films only, no disney!

6. Thou shall absorb information presented by bear grylls in the same fashion a sponge absorbs a liquid.

7. Thou shall kill justin beiber, nick minaj and ed sheeran.

8. Thou shall use correct and proper English at all times, no exceptions.

9. Thou shall wear a full, tailored suit all day every day.

10. Thou shall have a laugh.