Non Compos Mentis

Morning sports fans, In no particular order, ten things that I have learnt tomorrow. 1. Spanish people are disgusting friendly. 2. In Bolton, women and children are considered less worthy than pets. Similarly in Kippax, physical abuse is a well known sport. 3. In 1899 a man named Stuart Potts was born. This was said to be the inspiration for the well known true life story Harry Potter, written by J.R.R Tolkien. 4. In Newcastle a man once found AIDS in his 'Bombay Badboy' Pot Noodle. Other ingredients in Pot Noodle include Rabbit droppings, gypsy tears, carbon dioxide, oil, red hair and communism. 5. Lettuce was invented after a man complained his kebab was too dry. The same procedure was used to create tomato, onion, chilli sauce and garlic mayonnaise. Chips had already being invented, as a friend for pizza. 6. In Japan, overweight babies are drowned at birth. 7. The first man to discover incest was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1677. This man was later knighted after his successful attempt at mating two fried eggs. 8. In a recent poll, 68% of people agreed that actors are the most hated people on earth. Others included: absent Fathers, Joey Essex, rapists and Jews. 9. Fellatio is offered as a reward for good behaviour in most German schools. 10. Karl Marx was black. So there you have it, ten facts straight out the book of facts. Thanks. D.