Saturday, 3 March 2012

Ten Things I Learnt In Bed-By Dirk Edwardian Slazenger

Affable Holidays.

1. Popular supermarket Asda was invented by Adolf Hitler.
2. Ian Huntley is a huge cricket fan.
3. The first ever fight was in 1876 over a difficult game of draughts.
4. In Turkey, menstruation blood is considered a delicious afternoon snack.
5. The racial slur 'nigger' was coined by Martin Nigger, a Doctor from Reading. Nigger passed away in December 1988, and until 2002, every December was Nigger Appreciation Month.
6. Grass was invented in 1736.
7. Well loved murderer Fred West was the chairman of his local Ale Appreciation Society.
8. In Africa the most overweight man weighs a mere 7 stone.
9. Iranian children are punished using such methods as strangulation, castration, and murder.
10. Popular celebrity chef Ainsley Harriot is a rapist.

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