Monday, 19 March 2012

Nine Things by Dirk Wesley Slazenger

Christmas greetings,


1. Excess pubic hair is often given as a Christmas gift to orphans in China.

2. In 1809 a man lost an eye wrestling with a stray kebab. The kebab was later arrested and hanged.

3. Four hundred and seven years ago a horse was found dead. Tests later proved the horse had overdosed on Ketamine.

4. Paedophiles were invented in 1998.

5. Gin is the national drink of India.

6. 8+9=17

7. People with big hands are more likely to die, along with redheads and bricklayers.

8. Residents of Scotland are often considered to be racist alcoholics. This is a common misconception, in actual fact they are all inbred.

9. Elvis Presleys real name was Ralph.

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