Christmas greetings,
1. Excess pubic hair is often given as a Christmas gift to orphans in China.
2. In 1809 a man lost an eye wrestling with a stray kebab. The kebab was later arrested and hanged.
3. Four hundred and seven years ago a horse was found dead. Tests later proved the horse had overdosed on Ketamine.
4. Paedophiles were invented in 1998.
5. Gin is the national drink of India.
6. 8+9=17
7. People with big hands are more likely to die, along with redheads and bricklayers.
8. Residents of Scotland are often considered to be racist alcoholics. This is a common misconception, in actual fact they are all inbred.
9. Elvis Presleys real name was Ralph.
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